Who am I?

I am a real bad ass. I was born in the XVth century in Sighisoara. I love killing and torture people. My favourite is to insert a wooden stick up the ass of my victims, stick which emerges below their opposite shoulder and makes them suffer for 48h. But I also like to boil and burry alive. My nickname is the 'impaler'. I also inspired the legend of a bloodsucking vampire who has put Transylvania on the map, in books and in movies. I am dead by the way. Who am I?


Anyway, I crossed the Romanian Alps this morning and am now in the middle of Transylvania. Just the name sounds spooky, doesn't it? I am staying in the citadel of Sighisoara, would-be birth place of Dracula and a beautiful little fortified town. Tiny cobbled streets built on a hill, alleyways zigzagging around old churches... and a bit crippy at night.

I am now off for a beer with my new friend Vlad...